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APARTMENTS
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Hay for sale. Weighed on
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2 Bdrm duplex and 3 bdrm
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$800/month
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780-632-1784
HOUSEHOLD
EFFECTS
SAFE STEP WALK-IN TUB
alert for seniors! Bathroom
falls can be fatal. Safe Step
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Installation Included. Call
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2 Frigidaire deep freezers, 19
cu ft, 3 years old, 1 upright, 1
chest. Excellent Condition!
$450 each or obo. Contact
Rob 780-603-0501
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Husqvarna 54” Riding
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MACHINERY
MCL 575 continuous grain
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MOBILE HOMES
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2 Bdrm mobile home for
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Step Softly
I must confess that I have a
passion for shoes. As any
woman will tell you, they make
your outfit look better and can
make you feel great. So when I
needed a part-time job to make
some extra money, I applied for
a job at a shoe store in our mall.
The store manager gave me
an interview right away. I
thought if she understood my
passion for shoes, I would get
the job. Apparently my eager-
ness startled the woman.
She explained that she had to
fire her last employee for wear-
ing a different pair of shoes
everyday.
"Why is that so bad?" I ques-
tioned.
"Well," she replied, "The
woman never bought them!"
(Thanks to Alicia K.)
Reader Humor
Laughs For Sale
Duane “Cash” Holze
& Todd “Carry” Holze
Fast Facts
Dear Classified Guys,
My husband has been trying to
start an Internet business from
home for the past several years,
but it's been slightly less than
successful. I finally told him to
dust off his resume and get a
real job. He followed my advice
and landed an interview at a
company nearby. The problem
is, he thinks he can go to the
formal interview dressed casu-
ally, which is only a slight
improvement over his self-made
boxers and t-shirt dress code.
Even though the company
has a business casual
dress code, I told him
he should wear a suit
and tie to the interview.
Who do you think is right,
my husband or me?
• • •
Cash:
Wow, that's a loaded
question. You're asking us to step
in-between a husband and wife
disagreement.
Carry:
Fortunately after being
married for over fifteen years, I
learned exactly how to handle
this…always side with the
woman! And if your husband is
smart, he'll do the same thing.
Cash:
He actually should be
dressing up for the interview.
Regardless of the company's dress
policy, it's always a smart idea to
give your best first impression.
Carry:
It appears your husband
has grown accustomed to the self-
employed, dot-com world where
bunny slippers and a bathrobe are
considered business attire.
However, the job market today
calls for him to dress up a bit
more for the interview.
Cash:
So unless the company
told him to come "casual", then a
suit is standard dress for the occa-
sion.
Carry:
Like you suggested with
his resume, have him "dust off"
his best suit. And if boxers and t-
shirts have been his daily attire for
awhile, he may need your assis-
tance in picking out a good power
tie as well.
Cash:
Now, another problem
here may be that your husband
doesn't really want a job. It
sounds like he needed some
strong encouragement to get back
out in the job force. You may
want to consider discussing this
new opportunity with him a little
further.
Carry:
I know how difficult the
change can be for your husband.
When I worked from home, box-
ers were my normal business
attire as well. My wife didn't like
it and even Cash occassionally
complained when I called him at
home in the mornings.
Cash:
I sure did, because you
always called me from your web
cam!
Ask the Guys
Apparently this is an
Equal Opportunity Employer...
© The Classified Guys
®
10/30/16
Casually Confused
We've probably all heard the term
"business casual", but dress codes
have become increasingly complex.
And it's enough to confuse the
savviest of dressers. Besides "busi-
ness casual", there is "casual wear"
which is the trend away from pin-
stripe suits or high heels. Then
there is "business appropriate" or
"business ready". The latter mean-
ing you must have a suit available at
all times. Don't forget "corporate
casual", meaning dress pants and
sport jacket or "resort casual", a
typical no-no for the business
office. It's all enough to make you
just stay in your pajamas.
Dressing For Success
Since the early 1990's, the trend
among businesses has been to
implement a more casual work
attire. In a survey by the
Society
for Human Recourses
Management
, 87% of respondents
reported a casual wear policy of
one day a week or more at their
companies. Why? Many believe
it helps attract younger employ-
ees, improves productivity and
eases the tension between man-
agement and staff.
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